Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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