You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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