I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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