If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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