Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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