well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
soo... how was my night?
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