I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
no you cant smoke seaweed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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