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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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