I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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