Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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