What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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