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• (209): View more from California

  AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.

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• (310): View more from California

  Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009

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• (845): View more from New York

  I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  see that vagina ? that vagina means business

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...

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• (212): View more from New York

  You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself

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