Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
my liver is dry heaving
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
