I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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