my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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