I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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