instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
being pregnant is like rehab
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
If I die, sorry about rent.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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