if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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