They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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