And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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