Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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