This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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