fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Michael Bay diarrhea
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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