I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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