today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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