First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
