Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
