Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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