some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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