my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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