thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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