That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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