people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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