Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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