Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
