He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
