I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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