toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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