how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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