wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
