You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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