16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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