can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I supernannyed him into submission
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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