At least make sure they are 18
Why
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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