is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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