glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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