I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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