Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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