were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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