Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I looked at my own cervix.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
My vagina is very pro this idea
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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