Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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