Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
