We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
