Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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