I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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