she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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