The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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